Birthday boy is partying hard.

So, I found a dead bird in my backyard today. I was legitimately heartbroken over it. So I buried it, told it how good of a bird it was, and gave it a flower. 😔

KITTY CLOUD. #kitty #cat #cloudshapes #awe #dying #socool #meow

classyhoothoot:

skatles:

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND

also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…

isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet

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bethisa221bee:

casm1:

stasiascrolls:

ok tumblr, i hear you loud and clear. Leonardo DOES deserve an Oscar. 

but are we just going to ignore the fact that Johnny Depp has no Oscar either?

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ARE YOU SERIOUS?

REALLY? I THOUGHT HE HAD!

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fozmeadows:

mre407:

I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..

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I fixed it.

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ATTENTION EVERYONE;

I AM DELETING THIS BLOG AND WORKING MAINLY FROM A NEW ONE. IF YOU GIVE TWO SHITS, GO AND FOLLOW IT. KTHANXBAI

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therearebluerskies:

thefuuuucomics:

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

WHAT

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